Because who doesn't want a flamingo-themed scarf?
Flamingo: Scarf: Scarf Pattern:"Flamingo Scarf Patterns 9001 is the best thing since sliced bread, I swear." - Flamingo McFlamingface
"I wore my Flamingo Scarf Pattern 9001 to the beach, and I got 10 compliments. Okay, it was just my cat, but still, it's a great pattern." - Pete the Penguin
"I used Flamingo Scarf Patterns 9001 to wipe the tears off my face during my divorce. It's a real tear-jerker." - Scarface