Warning: These patterns may cause spontaneous combustion, but only if you're wearing the wrong socks.
Flamingo Scarf Patterns is the world's most secretive organization dedicated to creating scarves that will make your neighbors hate you.
Our team of expertly trained flamingos have been working tirelessly to create the most infuriatingly complex scarves known to humanity.
Scarves for Idiots - For those who can't even begin to understand the concept of 'artistic expression.'
Scarf Weaving for the Damned Naked - Where the only pattern is the tears of despair on your face.
Scarf Patterns for the Clueless - Our special edition 'I have no idea what I'm doing' collection.