Flapdoodle Theory

A Scientific Exploration of the Obvious

Flapdoodle Theory is a groundbreaking study of the intricacies of doing nothing. Developed by renowned expert, Dr. B. J. Snazz, this theory explains why it's better to do something else, even when you're supposed to be doing something else, because, let's be real, that other thing sounds way more fun.

Key Findings:

• Flapdoodles are more efficient when not actually prophets.
• The more you do, the less you do, the more you get done.
• Flapdoodle Theory is the answer to all of life's problems.

Sub-Topics:

• The Art of Pretending
• Doing Nothing but Thinking About it
• Justifying Why it's Okay to Do Nothing

Flapdoodle Theory: because sometimes, it's better to do nothing at all.