Warning: Don't Try This at Home
Are you tired of being an adult? Do you want to relive the thrill of not knowing what you're doing? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to DIY flat tire repairs!
Step 1: Get the tire off the ground. Like, literally on the ground. Don't worry about damaging the hubcap, we'll just MacGyver some duct tape.
Step 2: Find the source of the problem. Is it a slow leak? A puncture? A sentient tire spirit? Only you can be sure.
Step 3: Patch it up! With a trusty tire plug, some hope, and a prayer.
Step 4: Reinflate, and... voilà! You're back on the road, with a slightly-used tire that's just begging to be replaced.