Flat White FAQ

Q: What is Flat White?

A: It's the only color white that's not boring.

Q: How do I achieve the Flat White aesthetic?

A: Wear a white onesie and a pair of black pants, then stare intensely at a blank wall for 2 hours.

Q: I'm feeling overwhelmed by the sheer whiteness. What can I do?

A: Take a 30-second nap. Wake up, and stare at the wall some more.

Q: Can I use Flat White in interior design?

A: No. That's just called "painting walls white."

Q: Is Flat White a fashion trend?

A: Only if you count staring at a blank wall for 2 hours as "fashion."