Q: What are Flat White Cups?
A: We're a cult that worships the almighty cup, specifically those with a flat bottom.
Q: Why do you people do this?
A: Because, honestly, it's a great conversation starter at parties. "Oh, you see, I'm not just any ordinary human, I'm a Flat White Cupian, with a flat bottom and a heart of gold."
Q: Is this a real thing?
A: No, but it should be.
Q: Can I join?
A: Only if you're willing to sign the Contract of the Flat White Cup. It's only 17 pages, so it's not like it's a commitment or anything.
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