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Local Peanut Butter Shortage Affects Entire Region

In a shocking turn of events, the city's peanut butter supply has been severely depleted. Residents are advised to stock up on backup jars or risk facing the consequences.

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Prophets of the Peanut Butter

We asked local experts to weigh in on the crisis:

Dr. Jane Smith, Local Nutritionist: "Peanut butter is the key to life. Without it, we are lost."
Bubba McSnack, Renowned Snack Expert: "I'm tellin' ya, folks, without peanut butter, the snack game is over. It's a dark world."
Professor Pecans, Local Academic: "Peanut butter has a profound impact on our ecosystem. We must preserve it at all costs."