Advanced Flexibility Bending Techniques for the Truly Flexible

Warning: the following techniques are for expert bendy individuals only. Proceed with caution, as excessive bending may lead to spontaneous combustion or accidental yoga poses.

1. Bending the Limits - Push your flexibility to new heights and beyond.

2. Bending the Unknown - Explore the uncharted territories of flexibility.

3. Bending the Sandwich - A delicate dance between flexibility and lunch.

4. Bending the Logic - Logic is optional, flexibility is everything.

Remember, flexibility is a skill that takes practice, patience, and a strong spine.