Touch Your Toes Exercise

A Futile Quest for the Ages

Are you tired of having feet that are as useful as a sedated sloth's? Do you yearn for toes that are supple and strong? Look no further than this exercise routine.

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Warning: This exercise may cause excessive toe-tapping, toe-wiggling, and/or spontaneous outbursts of foot-related euphoria. Prolonged use may lead to mastery of the ancient art of foot-dance.

Learn the art of toe-tapping for the discerning foot connoisseur. Discover the secret to wiggling your toes like a pro. Unleash your inner foot-zen master.

Don't say we didn't warn you.