The Unintended Consequences of Flexibility

Warning: flexibility may cause:

1. Sudden and unexplained feelings of existential dread

As your body becomes a shape-shifting, form-merging, fluid mass, you may experience a loss of identity.

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2. Uncontrollable urges to dance in the middle of the street

You may find yourself uncontrollably swaying to the beat of your own internal rhythms, much to the dismay of those around you.

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3. Inability to wear pants

As your limbs stretch and contort in unexpected ways, pants will no longer fit, and you may find yourself in a permanent state of undress.

Consult our fashion emergency services