Flossing the Baby: The Art of Unwinding the Windpipe

A comprehensive guide to flossing the baby, because someone's gotta do it.

The Importance of Flossing:

• Prevents the dreaded Windpipe.
• Saves the world from certain doom.
• Gives you bragging rights at baby flossing parties.

Flossing Techniques:

• The Twist (for the expert)
• The Loop (for the impatient)
• The Snag (for the adventurous)

Side effects of flossing may include, but are not limited to:

• Increased sense of accomplishment
• Reduced risk of Windpipe
• Unintentional floss-related injuries