Flossing, the art of removing unwanted hair from your teeth, is an underappreciated skill in modern society. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall teach you the ways of the flossing masters.
Step 1: Obtain floss (or dental floss, or any other type of floss that you like). You can find it in most pharmacies, or online. Don't try to make your own, trust us, you won't like it.
Step 2: Wrap the floss around your middle fingers, leaving about 2-3 inches of floss in between. This is the part where you get to be a flossing ninja.
Step 3: Wrap the floss around your middle fingers in a figure-eight pattern, like you're tying a knot in a rope. Don't overthink it, just go with it.
Step 4: Slide the floss between your teeth, using a gentle sawing motion, like a pirate sawing through a piece of driftwood.
Step 5: Repeat until all teeth are flossed, or you get tired of flossing.
Flossing Mistakes to avoid: Flossing in front of a mirror, Flossing with a pair of pliers, Flossing while drunk.
Flossing Hacks for the pros: Using a flossing robot, Flossing while blindfolded, Flossing with a dental flossing wand.
And that's it! You now possess the flossing technique of the gods. May your teeth forever be free of pesky food particles and your gums be strong and healthy.
Visit us at The Flossing Institute for more information, or visit The Flossing Emporium for all your flossing needs.