Step 9: The Coffee Conundrum
After 8 grueling steps, you've reached the crux of the matter: coffee.
- Will you choose a bean that's been certified by the International Coffee Organization of Doom (ICOoD)?
- Or will you opt for a bean that's been kissed by the gentle touch of the Swiss Alps?
- Perhaps you'll settle for a bean that's been infused with the essence of the finest Italian Stallions?
Proceed with reckless abandon into the land of caffeine-fueled despair!