Step 1: Create a to-do list that's longer than your attention span
Step 2: Prioritize tasks based on caffeine intake
Step 3: Delegate to others while pretending it's your idea
Step 4: Realize you're not actually in control
Step 5: Accept that you'll never finish on time
Because who needs to be punctual, anyway?
Legend:
Red box: Step
Green box: Your sanity
Black lines: Reality