Flu Season Symptoms

The Joy of Suffering

You're experiencing a plethora of delightful flu symptoms. Here are a few of your favorites:

Fever: The classic symptom that lets you know the fun's just beginning.
Coughing: A symphony of explosive, wet, and occasionally dry notes.
Sore Throat: The perfect excuse to drink an entire bottle of whiskey.
Body Aches: A gentle reminder that your entire existence is just one wrong move away from collapse.

If you're not experiencing at least three of these symptoms, you're probably not having fun yet.