"The probability of observing a quantum event is not fixed, my friend. It's like trying to catch a jellyfish with your bare hands. You might get a grip, but mostly you'll just get stung." – A. Aardvark, Chief Cartographer
Read Schrödinger's take on Quantum Fluctuations
Learn about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle (and his hair)
"A trend is born when a fashionista's hair changes direction faster than a cheetah on a treadmill." – F. Fiasco, Fashion Forecaster
"The market's like a bad boyfriend: it's all ups and downs, and sometimes it just leaves you for another number." – B. Bubblegum, Financial Analyst