Fluffy Prophet Speeches

A collection of wisdom from the wisest of creatures: Fluffy, the talking cat.

"Fluffy, the cat, sat upon the mat, and declared, 'I shall not be ignored, for I am the greatest of all.'"

"The world is round, like a fluffy ball, and we must adapt, or we will all fall."

"I am the master of the universe, for I have 17 catnip-filled pillows, and thus, I am infinite."

Fluffy on Foreign Policy: The Art of Napping Fluffy on Quantum Physics: The Feline Theory of Relativity Fluffy on the Importance of Scatting