The Flumpleneutronic Method

A Guide to Making a Mess of Epic Proportions

Chapter 1: Gathering Materials

First, you'll need to acquire a vast array of useless items. These may include, but are not limited to:

• Old computers
• Broken appliances
• Discarded toys
• Unidentifiable liquids
• Random scraps of fabric

Once you have these items, you can begin the process of creating a flumpleneutronic masterpiece.

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