By now, you've likely noticed the subtle effects of Phase 1, the 'fluoride-in-the-water' campaign. But little do you know, we're just getting started.
Phase 2: The Mind Control Initiative is our next step towards global domination... er, we mean, oral health.
With our advanced fluoride toothpaste, you'll be under our control in no time. Just ask the millions of sheep who've already fallen under our spell.
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