Warning: Fluorosis is a serious condition, but we're not here to take ourselves too seriously. In fact, we're here to make you laugh about it. So, let's get this over with.
• Your teeth are so bright, they're blinding everyone in the vicinity.
• You have a weird habit of licking your teeth excessively, like you're in some sort of dental rehab.
• You've started to think that the only good thing in life is fluoride, and you'll do anything for more.
• You've taken to wearing a tin foil hat to "protect" yourself from the dangers of the outside world.
• You've started to believe that fluoride is not just a mineral, but a sentient being that's been controlling your mind.
• You've developed an intense fascination with the concept of "fluoride-fueled" superpowers.
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