Flushing Strategies

Under the Bathroom Sink With a Pony

In the eternal struggle against the porcelain throne, one must choose wisely. Flushing with a purpose, not just a mindless press of the handle.

Under the Bathroom Sink

The most basic of all flushing strategies, yet somehow the most satisfying. Like a rebellious teenager defying authority, the under-sink flusher refuses to be bound by societal norms.

Flushing the Neighborhood

With a Pony

For when you want to flush with a little extra flair. Like a rodeo rider lassoing a steer, the pony-flusher corrals their waste in a single swoop of the handle.

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