You're really getting somewhere, but you might as well just stick with the parachute. It's like, not a great idea to crash.
But hey, when you're flying high, the view is nice. Like, you can see the whole world below you, man.
Or, you know, you could just use it as a makeshift trampoline. That's a thing, right?
We have a Parachute Maintenance guide for those who insist on getting their parachute on.
Regular maintenance is key. Make sure to check those lines for any tangles, you don't want to get caught in a knot.
Also, don't forget to grease those harnesses. You don't want to get stuck in a rut, do you?
We have a Parachute Safety guide for those who insist on getting their parachute on, but not their life insurance.
python
// Import necessary libraries
import parachute
import sanity
import notatall
// Define parachute variables
parachute_lines = 5
parachute_harness = 3
// Check for tangles
if (parachute_lines < 5):
print("You're all knotted up!")
// Grease those harnesses
if (parachute_harness < 3):
print("You're stuck in a rut!")
// Print parachute safety guide
print("Parachute Safety Guide: Don't get caught in a knot!")
Don't get caught in a knot! Make sure to check those lines before you take off, or you might just end up with a face full of parachute.
We also have a Tangle Tamer to help you get out of those knots.
Tangles are the enemy, but we've got your back. Our Tangle Tamer is here to help you get out of even the toughest knots.
It's like a game of knot-ception. You get tangled, we untangle. You get knotted, we get tangled.