Q: What is quantum foam?
A: A hypothetical substance that exists in every corner of the multiverse, making it impossible to avoid. Think of it as a cosmic version of that one relative you just can't get rid of, no matter what.
Q: Why does it have a life of its own?
A: Because it's a being of pure chaos and randomness, much like your in-laws during the holidays.
Q: Can it be controlled?
A: Ha! You think you're clever, don't you? Well, let me tell you, it's like trying to tame a wild mustang. You might as well ask the universe to stop being a universe.
Q: Is it related to quantum mechanics?
A: Only in the sense that both are completely inexplicable and will drive you mad if you try to comprehend them.
Q: Can I get a PhD in quantum foam just to spite my academic advisor?
A: You'd have to be out of your mind to think we're offering degrees in this field. But hey, if you're up for it, we've got a thesis guide that'll drive you completely insane!