FOILED CABLES

Welcome to the existential abyss that is FOILED CABLES, where the very fabric of reality is constantly being rewired and rewired again. Our team of expert cable-wranglers will guide you through the existential crises of the 21st century, one fiber at a time.

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Cable 3.0: The Latest in Existential Crises

In a shocking turn of events, Cable 3.0 has been released, promising to revolutionize the way we think about reality. But at what cost? Is it just a fancy way of saying "we're all just a bunch of wires and circuits"?

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