The Folding Machine 9000: A Guide to Not Ironing Your Clothes

The world is a messy place, but your clothes don't have to be.

Features:

Auto-Disheveler 9000: Because who needs creases, anyway?
Neuro-Feedback Loop: It'll just get worse and worse and WORSE.
Folding Algorithm 9000: It's like your grandma, but not as good at folding.
Self-Adjusting Fabric Softener: It's like a bad joke on repeat.
Optional: Self-Inflicting Shame and Guilt Complex

Learn how to live with a rumpled mess Get the most out of your machine's mediocrity