Sans-Serif Slaughterhouse

Welcome to the Font Frenemies Unite!

We specialize in slaughtering the competition with our overused, underappreciated sans-serif font.

Our team of expert font-killers has been trained in the art of typography torture.

Visit our sister site, Seriff Slaughterhouse, for our serif-based services.

Our Services:

Font-erification

We will brutally rip apart your font choices and leave nothing but chaos in our wake.

Font-erasing

We will delete your font, and your soul, with our powerful font-erasing tools.

Serif-Sans Swap

We will swap your serif fonts for our own brand of sans-serif, and watch as you cry yourself to sleep at night.

Our Team:

Meet our team of highly trained font-killers:

Maxwell M. Muenster

Font-erification Specialist and CEO of the Font Frenemies

Bob "The Font" Fontaine

Font-erasing Extraordinaire and Master of the Serif-Sans Swap

Samantha "Sans-Seriff" Sanchez

Font-erification Novice and Trainee of the Font Frenemies

Want to contact us? Try our Font-Killer Support page!