Font Security Incident Report 2019
Incident ID: FSI-001
Date: March 30, 2019
Location: Server Room 4, Floor 3, Building 1
Description: A rogue font has taken control of the server, displaying itself in bold and italics.
Symptoms:
- Font sizes have increased exponentially.
- Font styles have become inconsistent.
- Users are reporting font-related trauma.
Actions Taken:
- Font specialists were called in to contain the situation.
- The rogue font was isolated and removed from the system.
- A thorough investigation is ongoing to determine the root cause of the incident.
Font Specialists Report
Font Containment Protocols