Font Security Agency: Typographic Profilers

Welcome to the Font Security Agency's Typographic Profiling Department. We're not actually a real thing, but we're here to provide you with some... let's call it "advice".

Our team of expert font profilers are dedicated to analyzing the typographic habits of the most notorious font culprits in the land.

We're currently profiling:

• Font Ninja - Known for their stealthy approach to font selection, these agents use the font size of their enemies against them.
• Font Ninja Assassin - A more aggressive offshoot of the Font Ninja, these agents use their font expertise to leave false trails and confuse their victims.
• Font Spy - Our top agents use their mastery of font metrics to uncover the deepest, darkest secrets of the font underworld.
• Font Saboteur - These rogue agents use their font expertise to disrupt the flow of information and sow chaos in the digital landscape.

We also offer a range of services, including:

• Font Consulting - Get expert advice on font selection, usage and security
• Font Training - Learn the art of font profiling and become a master agent