Font Stretcher's Guide to Stretching it to the Limit
Warning: excessive font stretching may lead to permanent damage to your eyes, your keyboard, and your relationships.
Tip 1: Stretching for Fun and Profit
Did you know that font stretching can be a lucrative career choice? Join the Font Stretches of the world and make a living off of your newfound skills!
Tip 2: The Art of Subtle Stretching
Not all font stretching is created equal, my friends. Learn to stretch with finesse and style.
For Advanced UsersTip 3: The Physics of Font Stretching
Understand the underlying principles of font stretching and you'll be a pro in no time!
For Science GuysFont Stretcher's Awards
Congratulations to the following individuals on their outstanding contributions to the field:
- Mr. Bangers the Banger
- Ms. Stretchy McChestyface