Welcome to the most boring story ever told.
It starts with the founding of the company, where two entrepreneurs, Bob and Steve, decided to start a business selling slightly-used socks.
They spent countless hours perfecting their craft, and their sales of slightly-used socks grew exponentially.
But things took a turn when they realized they could sell even more slightly-used socks if they added a dash of neon pink stripes to the packaging.
And thus, the empire grew. The Sock Empire, as it came to be known, expanded to 47 stores in 5 countries, all selling the most fashionable slightly-used socks the world had ever seen.