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Bread Bug Outbreak: Containment Protocols

As of 12:01 AM, March 30th, reports of Bread Bugs have been confirmed in the downtown area. Initial sightings include:

Multiple reports of sentient, glowing loaves wandering the streets
Witnesses describe the creatures as having an affinity for artisanal cheese
Some eyewitnesses claim to have seen the creatures engaging in 'bread-based' dance parties

We urge all citizens to exercise caution when approaching these creatures, as they are currently in a state of 'rising' aggression

For more information, visit our Theories on Bread Bug Behavior

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try to join our Field Notes