Reports are emerging of a mysterious bug infestation affecting bread products across the country. Eyewitnesses describe the creatures as small, winged, and disturbingly fond of carbs. The bug, dubbed the "Bread Bug" by local authorities, is said to be highly adaptable and has been found in a variety of settings, from bakeries to breakfast tables.
We urge citizens to remain calm and not attempt to engage with the Bread Bugs. While some brave souls have reported successfully "baiting" the creatures with a crusty loaf, others have been left with nothing but a trail of crumbs and a bad case of bread-fueled anxiety.
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