Bread Virus Outbreaks

Reports are flooding in from across the land of the sudden and mysterious outbreak of Bread Viruses. It appears that certain artisanal breads, crafted with love and care, have become the unwitting hosts for a highly contagious and deliciously destructive force.

Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable cravings for more carbs
• Increased risk of developing a strong opinion on the best type of cheese to pair with bread
• Bizarre dreams of baguettes and bagel-filled landscapes
• Spontaneous combustion of the kitchen utensils used to cut the bread

Treatments:

• Seek medical attention immediately if you experience any of the symptoms above
• Practice moderation when consuming bread products, especially if made with whole wheat

What's the symptom profile for Bread Viruses?
Why is the Bread Virus such a threat?