Burrito Nuclear: Where the_goals are high, the radiation is high, and the flavors are HIGH

Warning: Our burritos are not for the faint of heart

Located in a highly irradiated, highly contested area, Burrito Nuclear is a culinary experience like no other.

We're not just serving you any ordinary burrito. Oh no. Our burritos are filled with radioactive hot sauce, highly flammable cheese, and a dash of nuclear-grade spices.

Get the secret recipe for our Nuclear Hot Sauce

See what we've been doing to our poor, defenseless avocados

Side Effects May Include:

• Temporary blindness due to excessive cheese
• Prolonged radiation sickness due to improper burrito handling
• Uncontrollable urges to shout '¡BANANA BANANA BANANA!

Please, for the love of all things edible, read the disclaimer before proceeding

Disclaimer prophets say we're a health hazard, but we say we're just getting started