A: Ah, you've stumbled upon our little corner of the wilderness. Well, first, find a reliable stick to use as a makeshift phone antenna. Next, dial the number +1-800-BURRITO and follow the automated menu system.
Q: What if I get disconnected due to signal loss or a pack of marauding raccoons?
A: In that case, send a carrier pigeon to Burrito Bird Services with a note explaining your situation. They'll deliver it in style!
Q: But what about the calories? I don't want to spoil my hiking boots...
A: Ha! You're worried about the calories. Well, our Mega Burritos are carefully balanced for maximum sustenance with minimal bulk. You'll still fit into your hiking boots, but you might need some extra straps.
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