Irradiated Sushi Recipe

Warning: This recipe may cause spontaneous combustion, temporary radiation poisoning, or unexplained mutations. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

1 cup of radioactive tuna
1 cup of irradiated seaweed
1/2 cup of nuclear-grade soy sauce
1/4 cup of plutonium-infused mayonnaise
1/4 cup of atomic-grade wasabi
1 sheet of radiation-resistant nori seaweed

Subpage: Atomic Tuna Sauce

Because even sushi sauce can be radioactive. Mix 2 parts nuclear-tainted ketchup with 1 part irradiated wasabi. Stir clockwise for 7 times, then counterclockwise for 3 times. Serve at your own risk.

Subpage: Radiation-Resistant Nori Seaweed

This special seaweed has been treated with a dash of thorium, making it the perfect choice for your irradiated sushi needs. Available for purchase on the black market.