Extra-Saucy Mega Burritos: The Ultimate Burrito Overload

Welcome to the mecaholic's paradise! Here you'll discover our most indulgent, most outrageous, most unbelievably extra-saucy creations yet.

Our menu is a love letter to the gods of flavor and excess. Each of our burritos is a carefully crafted exercise in overengineering, packed with:

• Enough beans for a small village
• Twice the cheese of a standard burrito
• A drizzle of our signature Mega-Rojo sauce that'll make your taste buds do the fandango
• A sprinkle of our secret ingredient: pure, unadulterated, imported-from-the-land-of-gold Cheeto-dust

But that's not all! Each burrito is carefully paired with one of our expertly crafted side effects:

• The Spinning-Top-Of-Death: a vortex of tortilla that'll make you question your life choices
• The Sudden-Onset-Of-Tummy-Blob: a surprise visit from our special brand of explosive flatulence

So, buckle up, buttercup, because this burrito is about to blow your mind!