Nuclear Hot Sauce Recipe

A recipe so hot, it'll make you glow like a reactor core!    (But don't worry, our lawyers have assured us it's safe to eat. Probably.)

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of habanero peppers
• 1/2 cup of high-fructose corn syrup
• 1/4 cup of moonshine
• 1/4 teaspoon of radioactive isotopes
• A pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Combine habanero peppers, high-fructose corn syrup, and moonshine in a blender.
2. Stir in radioactive isotopes until they're fully incorporated.
3. Add a pinch of existential dread. If you feel your soul withering away, you're doing it wrong.
4. Serve with a side of nuclear-grade gloves. Served hot.

Serving suggestions:

• Use as a marinade for your existential crisis
• Dip your toes in it for a nuclear thrill
• Squeeze it onto a grilled cheese for a taste of nuclear despair

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Served with love and a side of radiation poisoning. Enjoy!