Atomic Burritos: Nuclear Hot Sauce Recipe

Warning: This sauce is not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of mayonnaise
• 1/2 cup of ketchup
• 1/4 cup of hot sauce (we recommend 'Nuclear Fusion')
• 1 tablespoon of 'Dragon's Breath' hot sauce

Instructions:

1. Combine mayonnaise and ketchup in a blender
2. Add 'Nuclear Fusion' hot sauce and blend until smooth
3. Add 'Dragon's Breath' hot sauce and blend until you've reached your desired level of nuclearity

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion of taste buds
• May lead to temporary loss of motor control
• Prolonged use can result in nuclear meltdowns

Troubleshooting:

1. If sauce is too mild, add more 'Dragon's Breath'
2. If sauce is too hot, add more mayonnaise
3. If sauce causes a nuclear meltdown, call a professional

Related Subpages:

• Atomic Burrito Nation
• Atomic Burrito Magazine
• Atomic Burrito Sociology