Red Wine and Your Ex-Wife

Because nothing says "I love you" like a good bottle of wine and a side of regret.

Here, you'll find recipes for the perfect wine-and-ex-wife pairing:

1. Steak for One - A solo performance of beefy sorrow.

2. Steak for None - Because who needs company, anyway?

3. Spaghetti Solo - A long, tangled mess of emotions.