Are you tired of being seen as the office foodie? Want to avoid those pesky social gatherings where everyone's trying to stuff your face with free food samples? We've got you covered.
When asked if you want to grab food with coworkers, say you've just eaten, you're on a diet, you're gluten-free, or you've got a "sensitive stomach." They won't think twice.
Take it to the next level with our Advanced Denial techniques.
When someone's offering you a free donut, change the subject to the weather, the project deadline, or your favorite obscure hobby.
Learn the subtleties of effective Distraction.
Don't get caught with an empty stomach, get caught up in our Escape Routes.