Welcome to the Bakery of Despair, where our pastries are so bad, they'll make you cry. Or maybe just a little annoyed. Or possibly even angry. Okay, fine. They're just really bad.
A dense, dry sponge cake that will haunt your dreams. Made with a special ingredient we like to call "regret."
A tangy mess of a pastry that will leave you questioning life choices. Contains a hint of disappointment.