We're still reeling from the aftermath of the most epic dance party in history. The lights are still spinning, the fog machines are still fogging, and the music is still... well, it's still really, really loud.
But don't worry, we'll rebuild. We'll dust off the disco balls, replace the shattered mirrors, and relearn how to use the strobe lights without setting off the fire alarms. Again.
Stay tuned for updates on the investigation into who exactly decided that a conga line was a good idea in a crowded staircase, and who exactly thought it'd be a good idea to wear platform shoes in a high-traffic area.
Also, if you're looking for the disaster afterparty photos, we've got them right here.
Or, if you'd rather consult the official Foolish Disco Dance Disaster Prophets for more insight into this catastrophe.
(Or prophets, if you will.)