Join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and utterly confusing tango party this side of the equator!
You'll be tangoing like nobody's business, with moves so bold and so daring they'll make a sailor weep!
Cha Cha Slide into the unknown! Get your robot on! Foxtrot, baby, foxtrot! Limbo your way into our hearts! More Cha Cha Slide!Don't forget to bring your best tango face!
Warning: excessive dancing may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous happiness, or spontaneous utter bewilderment. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage. Or not.