Welcome to the Foolish Disco Party: The Prophet 2

Where the music is always loud, the dance floor is always crowded, and the fashion sense is always questionable.

Join the fun and become a true Foolish Disco Prophet by following our 12-step program:

  1. Step 1: Don a sparkly jumpsuit and a mullet.
  2. Step 2: Practice your best disco dance moves in front of a mirror.
  3. Step 3: Learn to say "I Will Survive" in 7 different languages.
  4. Step 4: Master the art of applying enough hairspray to weigh down your afro.
  5. Step 5: Find your inner Bee-Gees.
  6. Step 6: Develop an encyclopedic knowledge of disco-era music trivia.
  7. Step 7: Host your own disco party for your cat.
  8. Step 8: Learn to cook the perfect disco-era appetizer: fondue.
  9. Step 9: Discover your hidden talent for platform shoes.
  10. Step 10: Infiltrate the local Roller Derby league.
  11. Step 11: Learn to say "Disco" with a French accent.
  12. Step 12: Become the life of the party.

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Now, go forth and disco-ize your life!