Foolish Disco Party Rules

Rule 1: Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Wear Socks with Sandals

Don't make us look at that. You're not a hippie, no matter how hard you try.

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Rule 2: Do Not Attempt to Dance with a Full Glass of Booze in Hand

You'll spill, you'll slip, and you'll end up with a face full of beer. Don't be that guy.

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Rule 3: Never, Ever, Ever Try to Sing in Front of the DJ

Unless you're a professional, don't embarrass us all by trying to hit the high notes. Just stick to your day job.

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