The Unhinging of Socks: A Tale of Woe and Disarray

Deep within the belly of the Foolish Folly, a great calamity has befallen: the Socks of Despair have gone rogue.

A once-harmless, if slightly smelly collection of footwear has turned against its masters, now wreaking havoc on the land with their tangled, mismatched majesty.

As the people cower in terror, the Socks of Despair continue their rampage, leaving a trail of missing buttons and lost hope in their wake.

For more on the Sockpocalypse, visit: The Sock-Sized Hole in the Fabric of Society.

Or, for an in-depth analysis of the Socks' motivations: The Unhinged Psychology of Socks Gone Mad.