FOOLISH FRENZY: THE EPITOME OF FUTILE PURSUITS

Welcome to the most futile of pursuits: the art of doing absolutely nothing!

Here, you'll find an endless void of productivity, a chasm of inaction, and a sea of procrastination.

Peruse the following subpursuits:

• The Foolish Frenzy of Foolishness
• The Infinite Labyrinth of Inaction
• The Abyss of Absurdity

Or, if you're feeling particularly foolish, try:

The Pinnacle of Pointlessness