Methodology
We're glad you asked. Our research methods are quite literally a mess, but here's what we're working with:
- Randomly selecting data from a pool of questionable sources
- Cooking up fancy algorithms that nobody actually understands
- Talking loudly and authoritatively while wearing a lab coat
Our Lead Researcher's Favorite Methods
Dr. Reginald P. Fizzypop, lead researcher and chief methodologist, has a few favorites: