Welcome to Mystery Morsels, where the snacks are as confusing as the name!
We've got a menu that'll make you question everything, but hey, at least it's a good story.
MysterySnack1Try our special 'I'm Not Sure What This Is, But It's Probably Edible' menu items!
We've got a 'Maybe This Is A Tuna Surprise' that'll make you think you're in a bad acid trip.
MysterySnack2Spin the wheel and take a chance on one of our completely-not-guaranteed-to-be-safe snacks!
Maybe you'll get lucky, maybe you'll get a stomachache.
SnackRouletteTry our limited-time-only 'I Think I Left This In The Fridge From Last Week' specials!
It's like a lottery, but with food!
SpecialsOur chef is not actually a chef, but our accountant is really good at math, and also at making you feel uneasy!
Maybe he can tell you what's in the MysteryMorsels?
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