Mystery Morsels

Snack Attack!

Welcome to Mystery Morsels, where the snacks are as confusing as the name!

We've got a menu that'll make you question everything, but hey, at least it's a good story.

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Unsettling Delights

Try our special 'I'm Not Sure What This Is, But It's Probably Edible' menu items!

We've got a 'Maybe This Is A Tuna Surprise' that'll make you think you're in a bad acid trip.

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Snack Roulette!

Spin the wheel and take a chance on one of our completely-not-guaranteed-to-be-safe snacks!

Maybe you'll get lucky, maybe you'll get a stomachache.

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Specials!

Try our limited-time-only 'I Think I Left This In The Fridge From Last Week' specials!

It's like a lottery, but with food!

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Ask Our Chef (Not Actually Our Chef, But Maybe Our Accountant)

Our chef is not actually a chef, but our accountant is really good at math, and also at making you feel uneasy!

Maybe he can tell you what's in the MysteryMorsels?

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